Friday, August 30, 2013

Thursday, August 29, 2013



In the hood

At last a spam offer I'd be interested in!

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Wednesday, August 28, 2013

Do the Hustle!

After being yelled at to hustle during boot camp this morning several of the fellas stopped everything to discuss how to actually do the hustle.  Despite being all pretty much the same age I was surprisingly the only one who remembered the basic moves.  How could anyone forget????

Why worry at all?

Truth be told I'm wondering why the elderly woman on the left is worried at all.  Exactly how long of a "delay" are we now talking about?

What I got for my Birthday, age 10

What I'm hoping for my Birthday today.

oh my lordy.
now thats beefy.
It's what kung Fu grip was made for...

Tuesday, August 27, 2013

Owning a dog.

Is it for you?

Quote of the day: “given the great management challenge faced by the oddity and infrequency with which a fork is encountered in the penile urethra”.

Please try to use it in casual conversation at least once.

Doctors in Australia have removed a 10-centimetre fork from inside an elderly man’s penis after a bizarre sexual mishap.  
The 70-year-old arrived at the Canberra Hospital emergency department with a bleeding sexual organ. He told doctors he had inserted the 10cm dining fork into his urethra almost 12 hours earlier in an attempt to achieve sexual gratification.  
But the utensil became stuck.  
The fork was not visible but doctors were able to feel it from the outside and X-rays showed its position. Doctors considered several retrieval options before deciding to pull the fork free using forceps and “copious lubrication” while the patient was under a general anaesthetic. The elderly patient was then sent home.  
The medical emergency was so rare the team of three doctors published the case in The International Journal of Surgery last month. The paper, titled “An Unusual Urethral Foreign Body”, said it was rare to see objects lodged in the lower urinary tract. It went on to list strange objects found inside other parts of the body, including needles, pencils, wire, allen keys, toothbrushes, light bulbs, thermometers, plants and vegetables, leeches, snakes, cocaine and glue.
"It is apparent that the human mind is uninhibited let alone creative," the authors wrote.
The medical team - Krishanth Naidu, Maurice Mulcahy and Amanda Chung - said the fork case was published to create discussion among the medical fraternity “given the great management challenge faced by the oddity and infrequency with which a fork is encountered in the penile urethra”.
The doctors said the motives for inserting objects into the sensitive region were difficult to comprehend. “The practice manifests primarily during states of pathological masturbation, substance abuse and intoxication and as a result of psychological compounders. “Autoerotic stimulation with the aid of self-inserted urethral foreign bodies has been existent since time immemorial and have presented an unusual but known presentation to urologists.”  
They said embarrassed patients usually attempted to retrieve the item themselves, risking urethral injury and foreign body migration. The real danger was infection leading to death, because ashamed patients often delay medical treatment, they said.
Doctors generally try to avoid surgery in such situations, instead choosing an option that would minimise urothelial trauma and preserve erectile function. The authors said self-inserted male urethral foreign bodies are rare emergencies that urological and general surgeons face on occasion.  
While the insertions are unusual, the paper said “any imaginable object is known to be implicated”.

Listen up ladies!!!

Thursday, August 22, 2013

Kitchen diet drama

I don't know why no one believes he exists.

Steve meets Bigfoot.

Jamie meets Bigfoot.

Isis meets Bigfoot

Anyone, who's anyone, has met him.



Stevie Nicks

Ms Nicks to you.

Wednesday, August 21, 2013

I don't normally recommend soft drinks but.....

i want to cuddle with his arm

you might want to stop by the coca-cola machine today.

And so it begins

My younger brother and I have had a life long fascination with bigfoot.  We never met a movie about the creature we didn't like, no matter how bad.  It all started with this "In Search of" episode.  Of course it made being taken to the mountains every year for summer vacation rather nerve racking.

The Debbies

Friday, August 16, 2013

East Boston Fights To Save Library Paintings

Frigates USS Constitution and Boston Old Ironsides. Estimated restoration cost $12,000 to $15,000. (Frederick Leonard King)

When East Boston gets its new, state-of-the-art public library branch this fall, visitors will not see something that’s been beloved for decades in the old library: a series of historic maritime paintings.
Only a few of the works — which were commissioned as part of the Works Progress Administration’s public art project during the Great Depression — will be on display in a room designed just for them. But the future of these paintings is still in question.  SEE FULL STORY HERE

The Queen Mary. Estimated restoration cost $7,000 to $9,000. (Frederick Leonard King)

The East Boston branch of the Boston Public Library was the first Library I worked in as a shelver back in high school. I remember these paintings well.  It's a shame they weren't all restored and planned on being added into the new building.

Established in 1869, the East Boston Branch was the first municipally supported branch library in the United States. It opened in the old Lyman School with the collections of the East Boston Library Association and the Sumner Library. In 1914, the present site was built.


Soon to open:

It's the weekend.


Holy fuck me… 


Go boating

MADtv - Catwoman Next Door


Miss Lake to you.

And her namesake hosta

Of which I've several in my garden, planted in homage.

Thursday, August 15, 2013

Blue or Green?

1950 Youngstown Kids in the Kitchen

1950 Youngstown Kitchen Ad

Black or Green?

Cooperation required.

This is the first killing scene in"the Maneater of Hydra"  or "Isle of the dead" an obscure but somewhat regularly shown film on Creature Double Feature.  As you can see it requires that you stand perfectly still underneath it remain within reach of it's tentacle like branches once it starts moving. in order that it may kill you.

 If you were to step back a foot or two you would of course remain completely unharmed.  DUH!

Wednesday, August 14, 2013

Household tips

Be sure to separate your whites and colors

STILL running through my head!

Much to the dismay of my workout partner in the gym this morning.

Lounging pajamas in space

Monday, August 12, 2013

So how's your Monday going?




my gym and diet inspiration for the day!

Running through my head

After this morning's workout, we were talking in the locker room about a Bears against Bullies event held locally this past weekend and we all ended up singing this in the shower

Cycle change

Three months of cutting ended in July and now after two weeks of a liquid diet thanks to gum surgery I am contemplating a simple maintenance phase as bulking won't start until November or December.  I am growing bored with my basic proteins of yogurt chicken and fish.  The maintenance diet being more forgiving, will allow me to experiment with other protein sources such as beans and quinoa and of course more carbs.

Trust Sally Murdoch

Sunday, August 11, 2013


Returned to Fabulon

Friday, August 9, 2013