T: Well, we have some lovely manure or here in the bin and...
Y: No, what do you have in clearance manure?
T: Oh, the "Clarence Manure" is over there. But I have to warn you that it's last season's manure, and its rather pungent. But some people prefer it that way.
Y: Do you deliver?
T: Free Delivery on our current stock, however we do charge for delivering the Clearance Manure. Will you be taking it with you, then?"
Y: "No, I'd prefer that you drop a load at my home."
T: Well, we have much mulch. Its here, and over there or here in the bin and...
Y: No, do you have in clearance mulch?
T: Oh, the "Clarence Mulch" is over there. But I have to warn you that it's last season's manure, and its rather pungent. But some people prefer it that way.
Y: Do you deliver?
T: Free Delivery on our current stock, however we do charge for delivering the Clearance Mulch. Will you be taking it with you, then?"
Y: "No, I'd prefer that you drop a load at my home."
You can buy manure at clearance?
ReplyDeleteThem: May I help you sir?
ReplyDeleteYou: Yes, what do you have in manure?
T: Well, we have some lovely manure or here in the bin and...
Y: No, what do you have in clearance manure?
T: Oh, the "Clarence Manure" is over there. But I have to warn you that it's last season's manure, and its rather pungent. But some people prefer it that way.
Y: Do you deliver?
T: Free Delivery on our current stock, however we do charge for delivering the Clearance Manure. Will you be taking it with you, then?"
Y: "No, I'd prefer that you drop a load at my home."
Gentlemen, you're confusing mulch with manure.
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ReplyDeleteThem: May I help you sir?
You: Yes, do you have much mulch?
T: Well, we have much mulch. Its here, and over there or here in the bin and...
Y: No, do you have in clearance mulch?
T: Oh, the "Clarence Mulch" is over there. But I have to warn you that it's last season's manure, and its rather pungent. But some people prefer it that way.
Y: Do you deliver?
T: Free Delivery on our current stock, however we do charge for delivering the Clearance Mulch. Will you be taking it with you, then?"
Y: "No, I'd prefer that you drop a load at my home."
MUCH Better. I am nothing, if not precise.
ReplyDeleteLast years? So out of style.
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