If it's lost and can't be found,
Wednesday, August 3, 2011
Tuesday, August 2, 2011
True (Library) Story
Patron: Is it ok if I water your squirrel?
Coworker: Um... what?
Patron: It's so hot, do you think it would be ok if I gave some water to the squirrel in your tree?
Coworker: Sure, if you want to, I guess that's fine.
Patron: Great, I just wanted to check because I didn't know if you guys fed him a special diet or anything.
Coworker: Um... what?
Patron: It's so hot, do you think it would be ok if I gave some water to the squirrel in your tree?
Coworker: Sure, if you want to, I guess that's fine.
Patron: Great, I just wanted to check because I didn't know if you guys fed him a special diet or anything.
Monday, August 1, 2011
System error
So guess who's photo got applied universally in the gym software, to all members who had not previously had one..
Friday, July 29, 2011
Apparently it didn't take much to "amaze'" folks back in 1931
Although you'd think the denizens of Frisco would be more than a bit jaded.
Thursday, July 28, 2011
Wednesday, July 27, 2011
Creative control
So long as we're forced to lay around recovering
\I'd like a little more say as to location
and view.
Tuesday, July 26, 2011
As long as I'm recovering..
through in a chaise lounge (architecturally appropriate of course)
and a butler (suitably uniformed)
And I'd be a happy boy!
Monday, July 25, 2011
Laid up!
Alrighty, So I spent yesterday morning debating an extra jaunt to the gym, finally deciding to ignore the little voice that said "rest" and away I went to work out. All was well and fine until the the return trip home. my bike had a little disagreement with the road resulting in a damaged & stitched knee hand lacerations and a damaged bike helmet (thankfully, otherwise it would have been my head)
All this means I'm laid up for a week or so until the stitches on the knee joint heal properly. No bike riding, cardio, swimming or bending my knee allowed. Might as well tell me not to breathe or eat. while your at it
Of course, with no such company as above.I'm already at my wits end three hours into my first day. Feel free to send some beef around kind readers!
All this means I'm laid up for a week or so until the stitches on the knee joint heal properly. No bike riding, cardio, swimming or bending my knee allowed. Might as well tell me not to breathe or eat. while your at it
Of course, with no such company as above.I'm already at my wits end three hours into my first day. Feel free to send some beef around kind readers!
Send THE MAN OF YOUR LIFE in plain wrapper, if not delighted, I may return it in 10 days for refund.
Would that it were that easy!
"Whether he’s a casual date or top guy"
Friday, July 22, 2011
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