Okay, so I admit that it's been MORE than a while since I've managed to snag a date, much less even a passing fancy, or even eye contact...but this morning I awoke form a dream in which I was dating my contractor(yes there is still work being done on the house) Unfortunately, true to life all was not well in the world of romance and dreams. I came to in a fit of pique because Nilo had disappeared mid-date just as he has a habit of disappearing mid job....Wednesday, July 1, 2009
Dream date?
Okay, so I admit that it's been MORE than a while since I've managed to snag a date, much less even a passing fancy, or even eye contact...but this morning I awoke form a dream in which I was dating my contractor(yes there is still work being done on the house) Unfortunately, true to life all was not well in the world of romance and dreams. I came to in a fit of pique because Nilo had disappeared mid-date just as he has a habit of disappearing mid job....
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But the important question (well, the first of many) is was he cute?
Jason, he is cute, and other than an inability to complete all the final details on a job, he is very nice.
Nilo? Does he have a cute little accent, too?
For this simple crafts project, you'll need:
Nilo
7 yds. grosgrain ribbon
2 nipple clamps
a staple gun
a commanding tone of voice.
Combine all five and don't let him leave till he finishes. Be sure to wear your safety glasses.
TJB, Si! He does! And it is as cute as he is!
Mr. Penee,
I have everything save, the nipple clamps, and Yet I don't think even those will work.
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