Successful meat merchandising!

I think I may need to go back to school for some training, both career and dating wise.....

Just like Grandma used to say.....

So last night while working at the cafe, I used the expression "I'm all over it, like white on rice!" only to be asked to explain what that meant. That was fine until a little later when a patron dropped a fork and I announced company was coming, and again had to explain what THAT meant.

I'm starting to feel a little old around my co-workers.......

For jason

I'm not ashamed to admit...

that way back in the day i had a bit of a crush on Glenn Campbell. But, am I the only one to notice a certain similarity to a young Santa Claus as portrayed by Rankin/Bass?

And if she got married.....

Her name would be Mrs. Cissy!

Mrs Beasley

I'm still trying to figure it out....

Magic Door of Wishes and Dreams

Am I the only one who sees Teri Garr doing this, but wondering if she could play it any better?