Friday, January 30, 2009
We all have secret rooms with crime fighting outfits waitng just behind a nearby secret panel. Do not mess with us!. Although we are damn cute, we WILL hurt you!
I, for one, never leave the house without my laser shooting compact case.......
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Thursday, January 29, 2009
Unfortunately my regular masseuse cannot come visit me until Saturday or Sunday. Until then I get to suck down Tylenol like it's going out of style and lament that I can't get anyone to touch my back without booking an appointment and paying in advance!
So tell me, what WAS the point of all that weight lifting??????
Wednesday, January 28, 2009
Monday, January 26, 2009
So my trainer wants me to concentrate on my biceps. Despite the growth in chest, shoulders and traps my biceps have not made any real noticeable gains in size.
Now, avoiding the pitfalls of having to buy all new pants thanks to an increase in the girth of my quads is one thing. However, I have no qualms about seeing all my shirtsleeves rip at the seams should my arms balloon up, but again there is a fine line. While Mr. Coleman here may have some might big arms I find them rather too too much....
I spent a good part of the afternoon reviewing newly acquired reference books for the upcoming term paper season(and yes, it’s as dull; as it sounds) which might explain why my mind kept running this fab little number though my head the entire time
Sprite with vodka speaks for itself.
Sprite. The soft drink with a message: tingling tartness.
Switched on. Exuberant. Noisy.Not sweet.
Not anything you’ve heard before.Or tasted.
Get a carton of Sprite and hear how it turns vodka on.Then taste!
If a soft drink answers don’t hang up.
Sprite has something to say!
Actually, "if a soft drink answers" DO hangup and call AA right away you've had one too many....
Sunday, January 25, 2009
1. Was anyone i n that cast under 30 (other than Billy Mumy)while pretending to be 18 year olds pretending to be 21?
2. Jerry Van Dyke? (I always feel I have to ask....)
3. And oh yes the all white college basket ball team?...it was 1963...
Saturday, January 24, 2009
Friday, January 23, 2009
Monday, January 19, 2009
....or at least one lonely little librarian. I drew the short straw and had to come in to cover the library today. We're open on Martin Luther King day due to exams going in this week. It's not so bad except for the weather. We had a weeee bit of snow storm all though yesterday and last night. As a result I got to trudge the mile to campus though barely cleared sidewalks and roads, arriving to find that the walk to the library had not been cleared at all. I am now sitting at my desk watching avalanche size sheets of snow fall from the roof and crash outside my window. It makes me feel as if I defied death just to get here.
Friday, January 16, 2009
Aside from being a little misdirected in my case she is looking for : " a man, who is warm, wonderful, witty, have a positive out look on life, he is honest, sensitive," As we all are, I'm sure.
This makes two today, I am hoping the third time is the charm.....
More About Me:
very emotional and sensual , I very passionate and ardent, I that about whom you so for a long time dreamed and saw in your dreams!!! I the one whom you wanted all your life and now we can carry out all our passionate dreams together!!! Write to me, I very much wait for you!!!
According to the standard questions, he'll tell me his age later is 6.6" with some high school education, an employed homemaker in the construction/craftsman field living at home with his parents and earning less that $24,999 per year.
I am actually surprised, usually I get this kind of oddly worded response from a person in some far off country. this one came from nearby New Hampshire.
Oh well, guess I can stop complaining that absolutely "no one" is interested......
Thursday, January 15, 2009
Wednesday, January 14, 2009
MAN! I was always fascinated by "The Prisoner" that and "The Avengers" were my gateway shows to the BBC and early Sci Fi.
Tuesday, January 13, 2009
Well I am done with my latest round of soup as of today and while it did the trick, I am down five lbs (thanks less to the soup regimen and more to the fact that I'm no longer lying on my couch ever damn day of Christmas break with a pile of DVDs and a bag of peanut butter m&ms, but I digress…) I am stuck facing another dilemma.
A victim of my own success, I’ve spent the last three years doing enough squats, leg presses and lungs to create quite the massive set of thighs and caboose. Since I didn’t gain enough weight over the holidays to prevent my usual waist size from fitting, the “bigger” problem is facing the fact the fact that no 29 inch waist will fit up and over the coasts of my lower continent. And as long as I am complaining/boasting my shirts and sweaters are too tight, pulling and stretching over the shoulders and chest, and will not button at the neck!
I used to disdain all the muscle jocks that strutted around in drawstring, or worse, Velcro closed work out pants and definitely do not want to go that route. Nor can I really afford to buy an entire new wardrobe and then have to tailor all the waist sizes down as well.
While I don’t expect much sympathy on this, the few friends I’ve complained to have made it very clear that it is not sympathy worthy problem, I would like some help. What I need is for someone to nominate me for “What Not To Wear” The $5000 loaded Visa would go along way towards buying new pants
Monday, January 12, 2009
Today's gaggle of spam messages included the following:
Headline: "Search and rate hot biker girls in your area."
Hey dudes. What do you think of the hot biker girl? You can join and search biker girls for love thing.
All of which causes em to ponder the following:
2. The obvious, don't they target their audience? I don't want to look at biker girls, let alone rate. What if I piss one of them off with my ratings scale. Actually I'm kinda afraid of biker chicks.
3. Love thing?
Saturday, January 10, 2009
Friday, January 9, 2009
Okay, I am going to stop whining about what I perceive to be my major financial woes now......
Thursday, January 8, 2009
Wednesday, January 7, 2009
Tuesday, January 6, 2009
From the back of pretty much every comic book I ever read as a kid. Yes it's Sea Monkeys!, Oddly shaped, disturbingly nude and gender stereotyped and destined to be the first tragic lesson in false advertising to many a youth. I especially like the text "So eager to please - they can even be "trained" I gotta get me an adult human male like that.
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