Thursday, April 30, 2009

Difficult or easy, YOU decide!

Oh dear! "SCENES"!!!!! Perhaps Mrs A.R. sensibly preferred a little drama in her humdrum middle class existence.....

Wednesday, April 22, 2009

Home again, home again

No, I didn't run it. I've spent the last 10 days running the dining facility for the Elite Athletes Villa for the top 30 placed runners. I've never seen so many fit people eating so much white rice and white bread. It was against everything I stood for, I kept stopping myself from forcing whole wheat on them.
It was a great gig and it paid my mortgage for the month, now if I can only get my spare bedrooms rented I'll be able to stay in my home despite getting laid off. If anyone knows of someone who's moving to Boston, see:

Monday, April 20, 2009

Madame Beatrice, where have you been all of my life????

I think "flask' is the operative word here....

Friday, April 10, 2009

You'll never go back to an ordinary bed again.

"as beautiful to look at, as it is to feel" I think I just find my new pick-up line.....

And remember it's both elegant and versatile!

Wednesday, April 8, 2009

Be brave! Choose "Beauty'!

"Would you have beauty?.......Many girls, when they realize they are beautiful, become slaves to the conventional methods of enhancing their charms" To which we say: "SUCK IT UP!"

Mr? B Natural