Tuesday, January 6, 2009

My problems are solved! I have a "winining lottry" ticket

At first I thought I had won wine BUT NO!!!!

According to :

AFROSEAS / ASIA EURO STAKES LOTTERYINTERNATIONAL LOTTERY AND FREE LOTTO ORGANISATIONS.A SUBSIDIARY OF WANADO , SPAIN .OFFICE: 8-10, STRAUSE AV, PLOT: 328 ESTONIA .
REF NUMBER: OSL/653/029/03
BATCH NUMBER: AT-040-SB06-03

I have won:

We are pleased to inform you that as a result of our recent lottery draw held on 21st of December 2008. Your email address attached to ticket number27522465896-532 with serial number 652-662 drew lucky number 7-14-18-23-31-45 which consequently won 2nd category. You have therefore been approved for a lump sum pay out of US$3,000,000.00 (UNITED STATES DOLLARS)

Note: ALL participants in this lottery program have been selected randomly through a computer ballot system drawn from over 20,000 companies and 30,000,000 individual email addresses from all search engines and web sites. This promotional program takes place every year, and is promoted and sponsored by eminent personalities like the sultan of Brunei, Bill Gates Of Microsoft Inc, Multi Choice, china site and other corporate organizations.

This is to encourage the use of the Internet and computers worldwide. For security purpose and clarity, we advise that you keep your winning information’s confidential until your claims have been processed and your money remitted to you. This is part of our security protocol to avoid double claims and unwarranted abuse of this program by some participants. We look forward to your active participation in our next year USD50 Million slot. You are requested to contact our clearance officer below to assist you with your winning and subsequent payments.

All winnings must be claimed not later than one month after the date of this notice. Please note: In order to avoid unnecessary delay and complications remember to quote your reference number and batch numbers in all correspondence. Furthermore, should there be any change of addresses do inform our agent as soon as possible. Congratulations once more and thank you for being part of our promotional program.

NOTE; YOU ARE AUTOMATICALLY DISQUALIFIED IF YOU ARE BELOW 20 YEARS OF AGE, AND YOUR RESPONSE SHOULD GO TO MY ALTERNATIVE EMAIL BELOW

Sincerely YoursNAME: Luis FabregasEMAIL: info.lottory2009@gmail.com

I am so glad they held this lottery to encourage the use of computers and the interent worldwide, it's so much more effect than using porn as an impetus! And Look I won!!! And since I can't keep a secret to save my life I am disregarding their instructions to keep this news under wraps until they disperse my moolah!!!!!! I am SURE Mr. Fabregas won't mind!!!!!!

Well, I'm off to quit my job and buy first class tickets to all the countries of the world in alphabetical order. THANK YOU mysterious foreign lottery that I've never heard of before!!!!!!!!

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