So my eons old Personals ad snagged a response this morning. Here is the EXACT text of "Denis"' ad:
More About Me:
very emotional and sensual , I very passionate and ardent, I that about whom you so for a long time dreamed and saw in your dreams!!! I the one whom you wanted all your life and now we can carry out all our passionate dreams together!!! Write to me, I very much wait for you!!!
According to the standard questions, he'll tell me his age later is 6.6" with some high school education, an employed homemaker in the construction/craftsman field living at home with his parents and earning less that $24,999 per year.
I am actually surprised, usually I get this kind of oddly worded response from a person in some far off country. this one came from nearby New Hampshire.
Oh well, guess I can stop complaining that absolutely "no one" is interested......
5 comments:
I think the 37 y.o. woman would be a better match than Denis. Denis sounds kinda scary to me.
did "Denis" also say that you won the Nigerian lottery? usually the word "ardent" is the tip-off...
Yes he does sond kind of "scary", like an alian from amrs jsut learning the language.
And "ardent" is definitely a learned-english-from-reading-Jane-Austen word.
Sadly, the use of the word "ardent" would warrant my writing back to him...at least once.
Well, Jason you ARE very "ardent" worthy.......
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