Friday, March 30, 2012

Wednesday, March 28, 2012

OH! And by the way!

Seems having to miss swimming yesterday panned out.  The unspent calories went into hitting a new record on the leg press.  
1280lb 12 reps.  
That's right baby!

READ!!!!

Truth be told


Where were you?

When you first found out?

Join the regular fellows

You KNOW you want to.

Or these fellows

Here's the newest in bathroom elegance

...Spiced Mocha!  who woulda thunk?
I have to admit as a period piece, I'm kind of digging the colors.

Tuesday, March 27, 2012

Here's a NEW kind of meat

Unfortunately  not the kind you may want, and even odder a kind not worthy of colored ink. 
Two words: "Liver loaf"

And here's some old fashioned beef that needs no color at all!

WANT!

Matted and framed please.

DANG! No swimming for me today.

I left my house with my bathing suit and towel and then left them behind at the gym this morning. DAMN!

Friday, March 23, 2012

You'll get a blister.

Put some socks on if your feet are cold.

Vintage Ken & Alan

Was there ever any doubt about Allan?

Just like Allan!

Wednesday, March 21, 2012

Tuesday, March 20, 2012

Today's spam

It has finally come to our notice that you have not claimed your winning price. We want to verify if truly you are the owner of the email address that has won the 2012 Microsoft Email lottery draw. Because we have sent the winning notification to your address but you did not write back. EMAIL: m.sclaim@blumail.org

If you are the owner of the email address that has won the Email lottery, we advice you claim your winning price as quick as possible to avoid losing it, as the lottery program might come to an end within the next seven days or next week.

Best Regards.

Dr. Clinton W. E. Bateman (Coordinator M.S. Lotto)
Tel: +44-703-181-2587 +44-121-288-0814
REPLY TO EMAIL: m.sclaim@blumail.org

I especially like how unsure they are of the notification.  "YOUR EMAIL HAS, WON?"  Also who'd have thunk that Microsoft would use a blumail address to send out official Microsoft notifications?

One stop shopping.

Costume drama

I'm happy to say I've enjoyed better.
 via

How do you get to Carnegie hall?

Practice. Practice. Practice.

If you have to ask....

Totie Fields roasts Lucille Ball

Monday, March 19, 2012

Job searching again

I've recently received news that my temporary contract cannot be renewed in the current budget. If anyone knows of any library please let me know.  My resume is available here and my professional online portfolio (NOT this blog!) is available here

Read!

Build Muscles

It's fun!

Wednesday, March 14, 2012

Hardware


Matching Hardware

Monday, March 12, 2012

Friday, March 9, 2012

Free enterprise, part two.

Still running  the following ad in Craigslist:
 6 Modular stackable wine storage racks - $90 (Jamaica Plain)
I have six black Storvino Nero Wine Storage Containers, each capable of holding six individual bottles for a total of 36 bottles stored safely and neatly. The cost of $90 equates to $15 apiece.:

Perfect for interior closets, under stairwells, in pantries, and basements
Modular and transportable wine storage system
Better use of space, money and natural resources
Made in the USA;100% recycled material

Here's the second reply:
FROM:
  Hey there, is your listing still valid? I need extra info on it please. I've been on the lookout for something equivalent for while so uncertain if it's the one. I have a video of what I'm seeking to buy along with my discreet info so can you double check if they are the same thing or not?

It would be bad to meet you in person and then find out they are completely different. By the way, I ONLY deal with adults so ignore me if you are a little kid trying to scam me, I'll not fall for that. You do have to sign up to see the video to confirm you're real and legal of age but no worries, there's no cost to join. Anyways, message me on there so we can proceed. Thank you!


Link to some unsafe site inserted here.


Yeah right I'll get right on that...

Take a left when you arrive at the two hills.

Or carry straight on,  your choice.

Do you count yourself as a Randy 'N Kev lover?

"50 Never-Before-Told-Secrets" &  "Intimate Hand Written Notes" No less!

Sound advice for the next time you make ANYTHING

Funny, I keep asking myserlf that same damn question...

Although I never thought of trying chemistry.

High drama, circa age five.


Wednesday, March 7, 2012

Free Enterprise

Ran the following ad in Craigslist:
 6 Modular stackable wine storage racks - $90 (Jamaica Plain)
I have six black Storvino Nero Wine Storage Containers, each capable of holding six individual bottles for a total of 36 bottles stored safely and neatly. The cost of $90 equates to $15 apiece.:

Perfect for interior closets, under stairwells, in pantries, and basements
Modular and transportable wine storage system
Better use of space, money and natural resources
Made in the USA;100% recycled material

Aaaand here's the first reply:

I found your ad and decided to ask you something important. I am married and caught my partner cheating on me so I must get even! My friend said cl would be the best place to find someone nearby who I can hook up with for one time only so thought the hell, I would email someone I thought sounded sexxy in the ad and came across yours! You seem real and wonderful so would you be maybe interested in chatting online first to see if we're compatible? To prove to you that I am real, I uploaded all of my photos, cell #, and a special note for you only under my private profile page. Can you call me today if you think I am hot? This way I can weed out bots and scammers as I'm fed up with them! I bet you'll be astonished to see who I am! :)

Alrighty then.

Tuesday, March 6, 2012

Before leaving the house, ask yourself

Does that hat match that belt?

Do you remember that Sunday night?

When the rumors ended and the truth began?

Who knew?