I'm breaking in a new work out partner

Dexter:  "I hate the the American diet yo!"

Me:       "What do you mean?"

Dexter:   "Everyone's obsessed with diet and calories.  Everything is low calorie. I'm trying to bulk! I need the calories.  They keep reducing the calories and charging the same amount.  We're actually buying less food!  Doesn't it bother you?"

Me:       "I basically live on grilled chicken breasts, steak, eggs oatmeal broccoli sweet potatoes, greens salads and apples.  They really can't 'reduce' calories of real food."

Dexter:  "Shut up!"