Tuesday, February 24, 2009
Sunday, February 22, 2009
A sip of whine
Friday, February 20, 2009
Love Boat Follies: Ethel Merman, Carol Channing, Ann Miller
Now if the P'town ferry would only incorporate a floor show. I figure it would look something like this only BIGGER!!!! and with more Fosse....
It must be Jelly
Thursday, February 19, 2009
Water water everywhere.....
Tuesday, February 17, 2009
GIRLIE PHOTOS!!!!
Thursday, February 12, 2009
Hint! Hint!
Are you unpopular? Do you poop out at parties?
Wednesday, February 11, 2009
If flocking is wrong I don't want to be right
Up to 400% profit from spraying suede on just about anything from broken radios and TVs to ceramic piggy banks wearing top hats!!!!!! Our economic worries are over!
Alas, it was not to be: http://cases.justia.com/us-court-of-appeals/F2/338/770/333595/
Tuesday, February 10, 2009
Monday, February 9, 2009
Been there.
Maybe I woke up in a bad mood today, but I can think of at least a dozen social situations that could be improved upon by using Bette's method in this scene......
Friday, February 6, 2009
Desperate times call for desperate measures
falling in love with love is playing the fool
Original Intro:
I weave with brightly colored strings
to keep my mind off other things;
So, ladies, let your fingers dance
and keep your hands out of romance.
Lovely witches
let the stitches
keep your fingers under control.
Cut the tread but leave
the whole heart whole.
Marry maids can sew and sleep;
wives can only sew and weep!
Valentines day is coming up, Or as I refer to it 'Black Saturday" I leave it up to you to deduce which camp either pro or con I've pitched my tent in!
Wednesday, February 4, 2009
A MUST READ!!!!
If by chance there's anyone left on the planet who does not feel personally UBER-SCREWED by the Busch administration I highly recommend "Free Lunch" by David Cay Johnston, It's my current commute read and a cause of many spikes in blood pressure.
Read a review here: http://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?storyId=17808622
Vintage Union Pacific Children's Menu
I can only imagine what he's drinking from that bowl. Sadly I have been on the receiving end of such a stare on more than one occasion back in my youthful clubbing days, usually it involved a lot of drinking on the other person's part and the house lights coming up much to soon, announcing the end of the evening
Dawn Portrait of a Teenage Runaway 1976 - Eve Plumb
Deep in the cloudy past of my ill spent youth, I know I saw this film. But the memory was hazy and then again, the unlikelihood of said memory, a teenage prostitute Jan Brady???!!!! But no, the movie does exist and along with it’s sequel “Alexander, the other side of Dawn” makes for some very enjoyable viewing!
Look for a performance by Joan Prather pre “Eight is Enough” as a fellow prostitute and listen for "Cherry Bomb", written by none other than Joan Jett and performed by The Runaways!
Tuesday, February 3, 2009
As if I wasn't already feeling bloated...
This past weekend my masseuse demanded to know if I was on steroids, and kept insisting that I didn’t have to lie to him bout it. It seems my body, particularly my back, has been improving very much and very rapidly before his eyes. It was nice compliment, realizing that all the hard work has paid off! So I got to answer honestly, No, I am not on steroids, whey protein powder, glutamine, fish oil, carnosine, taurine, B.C.A.A.s, D.H.A., tribulus, and now creatine, but NOT steroids.