'nuff said!
Thursday, September 30, 2010
R.I.P
Sadly Just heard the news that Tony Curtis passed away. I guess I'll be viewing Sweet Smell of Success this weekend in requiem..
New York City, many years ago: A young, poor, struggling Walter Matthau is standing in the rain, wiaitng for a bus. A limo pulls up, a window rolls down and Tony Curtis shouts, "I just f***ed Yvonne De Carlo!" and sails away"
Would that all exists were that grand!
Wednesday, September 29, 2010
It'd be a bitch to attempt down before your first cup of coffee
Tuesday, September 28, 2010
They're good wholesome food!
Monday, September 27, 2010
Maybe there's something to their claim...
I wouldn't attempt to handle Stevie either, he looks as though he's a real horror. However, when I was in grammar school Sister Mary used to keep us after school for detention at the drop of a hat. Fortunately my desk stood in a corner next to a bookcase stocked with a collection of old Childlcraft and Oz series books. As Sister Mary didn't care what we did in detention so long as we were quiet I took to reading them books!
Unfortunately Sister Mary eventually figured out that I was enjoying myself( a Catholic sin of epic proportions) and both a) stopped giving me detention and b) disallowed me from voluntarily staying after school to read. Yes I know I was, and still am, a bookworm dork....
Thursday, September 23, 2010
Oh! Those Deans of women!
Wednesday, September 22, 2010
Tuesday, September 21, 2010
Sunday, September 19, 2010
Friday, September 17, 2010
Today's topic is plagiarism....
I'm learning new software by way of updating some older LibGuides (Library Guides to you non librarians) In doing so I came cross this rather clever video!
Wednesday, September 15, 2010
You know, I won't eat any cereal unless it's aprroved by the N.R.A....
Monday, September 13, 2010
4 to 7 minutes???????
From the good folks at Craigslist:
Satanic Sexual Ritual
Date: 2009-06-18, 5:13PM
Looking for a woman with evil appetites.
We will have nasty, evil, sweaty, probably illegal sexual encounters in order to bring about the rise of Lucifer. (ie Satan)
Must be willing to do all styles of sexual positions, except Missionary. That is the Lord's Way, and we will have none of that. Besides, if we do it Missionary, Satan gets angry and a kitten dies. I like kittens.
Must be into anal. For that is Satan's Alley. Must like blow jobs (Swallowing Lucifer's Gravy) and Hand Jobs (Milking the Evil Goat)
Must be into slight S&M (Safe word: Pink Sock)
Must be into erotic and evil costumes and lingerie. Leather Thongs, spikes, boots, black and evil bras that accentuate your bosom, Boba Fett costumes.
Must be willing to deep throat. (So that my satanic appendage will be closer to your black soul)
Must be into strap-ons so that I may feel the "Power of Beezlebub" coursing thru my lower intestines.
The perfect encounter will be this:
Meeting you at one of our local eatery's. Plying you with ample alcoholic libations. Enjoying a nice piece of animal flesh. Tipping the waiter only 10% instead of 15 to 20% (Because we are EVIL!) Taking you back to my lair. Removing your Gothic Garb, laying you roughly upon my "Sacrifice Altar" (Twin size futon), and promptly begin to nibble on your Satanic Slit. (Please shave before the ritual, as it's hard to be evil when you got pubes stuck in your fillings) Whence you are all moist with the Power of The Dark Lord's Juices, I will remove my cape and trousers and proceed to fill you with the Sceptre of His Infernal Majesty. You will writhe in pleasure so deep, it will call forth the Evil One himself! After 4 to 7 minutes of the most intense sexual experience of your God Fearing life, we will perform a Satanic Snuggle, until you gently fall asleep in my powerful arms.
If this taps into the Primordial Jelly you have buried deep down in your Dark Soul, then contact me and we will make beautiful, agonizing "love" together. We will combine our desires and perform rituals so evil, it will awaken the Evil Ancient One from His Firey Nap! He will spill forth from the Bowels of Hell like so much premature Satanic Ejaculate!!
Hails to the Evil One!!
Location: Santa Barbara
it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
Original URL: http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/sba/1228602341.html
Satanic Sexual Ritual
Date: 2009-06-18, 5:13PM
Looking for a woman with evil appetites.
We will have nasty, evil, sweaty, probably illegal sexual encounters in order to bring about the rise of Lucifer. (ie Satan)
Must be willing to do all styles of sexual positions, except Missionary. That is the Lord's Way, and we will have none of that. Besides, if we do it Missionary, Satan gets angry and a kitten dies. I like kittens.
Must be into anal. For that is Satan's Alley. Must like blow jobs (Swallowing Lucifer's Gravy) and Hand Jobs (Milking the Evil Goat)
Must be into slight S&M (Safe word: Pink Sock)
Must be into erotic and evil costumes and lingerie. Leather Thongs, spikes, boots, black and evil bras that accentuate your bosom, Boba Fett costumes.
Must be willing to deep throat. (So that my satanic appendage will be closer to your black soul)
Must be into strap-ons so that I may feel the "Power of Beezlebub" coursing thru my lower intestines.
The perfect encounter will be this:
Meeting you at one of our local eatery's. Plying you with ample alcoholic libations. Enjoying a nice piece of animal flesh. Tipping the waiter only 10% instead of 15 to 20% (Because we are EVIL!) Taking you back to my lair. Removing your Gothic Garb, laying you roughly upon my "Sacrifice Altar" (Twin size futon), and promptly begin to nibble on your Satanic Slit. (Please shave before the ritual, as it's hard to be evil when you got pubes stuck in your fillings) Whence you are all moist with the Power of The Dark Lord's Juices, I will remove my cape and trousers and proceed to fill you with the Sceptre of His Infernal Majesty. You will writhe in pleasure so deep, it will call forth the Evil One himself! After 4 to 7 minutes of the most intense sexual experience of your God Fearing life, we will perform a Satanic Snuggle, until you gently fall asleep in my powerful arms.
If this taps into the Primordial Jelly you have buried deep down in your Dark Soul, then contact me and we will make beautiful, agonizing "love" together. We will combine our desires and perform rituals so evil, it will awaken the Evil Ancient One from His Firey Nap! He will spill forth from the Bowels of Hell like so much premature Satanic Ejaculate!!
Hails to the Evil One!!
Location: Santa Barbara
it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
Original URL: http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/sba/1228602341.html
Friday, September 10, 2010
Wednesday, September 8, 2010
Walt Disney - The Little House - 1952
"The Little House" by Virginia Burton was one of my favorite books as a child. I'd forgotten that Disney had made a cartoon short of it!
Tuesday, September 7, 2010
Friday, September 3, 2010
Josie & The Pussycats - You've Come A Long Way Baby - (Remastered in STE...
I actually found myself humming this song this morning. I guess another Saturday morning childhood memory has resurfaced.
Unpopularity doesn't just happen!
Wednesday, September 1, 2010
Hazzah! New Job! New Beginning!
I am so very happy to announce that after many many months of unemployment or under employment, cobbling together a living out of several part time jobs I have finally been offered and accepted a full time job with benefits in the Library at U Mass Boston!
Which were until recently manufactured right down the street form the catering company that I've also given my notice to.
Now the factory has been carved up into luxury condos. Now that I have a full time job again I could qualify for a mortgage, thus allowing me to buy a luxury condo. So you see everything has come full circle!
I will be working here:
And have given my notice here, at New England College of Optometry, or NECO for short,
NOT to be confused with.....
Which were until recently manufactured right down the street form the catering company that I've also given my notice to.
Now the factory has been carved up into luxury condos. Now that I have a full time job again I could qualify for a mortgage, thus allowing me to buy a luxury condo. So you see everything has come full circle!
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