Tuesday, February 1, 2011

WOW! The FBI really needs my help! Also some basic grammar lessons.

DAVID CHRIST III

EXECUTIVE DIRECTOR FBI

FEDERAL BUREAU OF INVESTIGATION FBI.WASHINGTON DC..

FBI SEEKING TO WIRETAP INTERNET

ATTENTION:

We believe this notification meets you in a very good present state of mind and health. We the Federal bureau of investigation (FBI) Washington DC, and The Economic And Financial Crime Commission (EFCC) is in conjunction with some other relevant Investigation Agencies here in the United states of America, We were recently been informed through our Global intelligence monitoring network that you presently have a transaction going on with the United Nations (UN) and Central Bank of Nigeria (CBN) also With the Federal Ministry of Finance (FMF)as regards to your over-due contract payment which was fully endorsed in your favor accordingly.

It might interest you to know that we have taken out time in screening through this project as stipulated on our protocol of operation and have finally confirmed that your contract payment is 100% genuine and hitch free from all face and of which you have the lawful right to claim your fund without any further delay.

Having said all this, we will further advise that you go ahead in contacting FEDEX COURIER DELIVERY HEAD MANAGER OF THE INTERNATIONAL SHIPPING DEPARTMENT MR BROWN WALTERS.

In addendum, also be informed that we recently had a meeting with the Executive Governor of the Central Bank of Nigeria And the State Finance Department, in the person of Mallam Sanusi Lamido and Mr. Mansur Muhtar and along with some of the top officials of the Ministry regarding your case and they made us to understand that your file has been held in abase depending on when you personally come for the claim. They also told us that the only problem they are facing right now is that some unscrupulous element are using this project as an avenue to scam innocent people off their hard earned money by impersonating the Executive Governor and other SHIPPING COMPANY.

We were also made to understand that a lady with name Mrs.. Sarah Johnson from Florida Try to Claim your fund Package from The Fedex Courier Shipping company and also told Mr Brown Walter that you sent her to come and claim THE ATM CARD PACKAGE WHICH WORTH THE TOTAL AMOUNT OF TWENTY MILLION USD AND THIS INCLUDE INTEREST RATE UNTILL DATE.

MR Brown Walters did the wise thing by insisting on hearing from you personally before they go ahead on and sending the package which contain the ATM CARD AND ALL IT BACK UP DOCUMENT TO THE LADY so that was the main reason why they contacted us to assist them to investigations the case.

They further informed us that we should warn our dear citizens who must have been informed of the contract payment which was awarded to them from the Central Bank of Nigeria, and the United Nations (UN) to be very careful prior to this irregularities so that they don't fall victim to this ugly circumstance.

And if in case you are already dealing with anybody or office claiming to be from the Central Bank of Nigeria OR the United Nations (UN) And FedEx Shipping company, you are further advised to STOP further contact with them in your best interest, and now i want you to contact immediately the real office of the FEDEX SHIPPING COMPANY IN CHARGE OF YOUR ATM CARD PACKAGE AND ALL OTHER BACK UP DOCUMENT SO IT CAN BE SHIPPED TO YOU ONCE THEY RECEIVE YOUR MESSAGE.

I want you to note that you are only going to pay them for the security keeping fee of the ATM card, because the delivery fee have been paid by the FORMAL LATE PRESIDENT OF NIGERIA, WE FEDERAL BUREAU OF INVESTIGATION (FBI) were been aware payment for the security keeping fee only and is going to cost two hundred and fifty dollars ($250), please i want you to note this now, if you know you are ready to received your ATM card Package, i want you to contact the the FedEx Courier Company and ask them when they are going to ship your ATM card package to you, but note you are going to pay them for the security Keeping fee, before they can give the go ahead of the delivery of your ATM CARD package.

To effect the release of your fund valued at $20 million you are advised to contact the director of dispatch officer Mr.Brown Walters with the noted information below,

EMAIL. (dipatchcourierservice@yahoo.com.cn)

Telephone:+234-803-786-9401.

On contacting him do provide him with the following information required from you so that will can facilitate your

fund:

Your full Name:.....................

Your Address:......................

Country:............................

Sex:.................................

Age..................................

Occupation:.........................

Home/Cell Phone:...................

NOTE:

Meanwhile, we will advise you to contact the FEDEX OFFICE ABOVE THROUGH EMAIL OR PHONE immediately and request that they should attend to your payment file as directed to enable you receive your contract fund accordingly.

Ensure you follow all their procedure as may be required by them as that will further help hasten up the whole procedures as regards to the transfer of your fund to you as designated. Also have in mind that the FEDEX INTERNATIONAL SHIPPING DEPARTMENT equally have their own protocol of operation as stipulated on their shipping terms, so delay could be very dangerous. Once again, we will advise that you contact them with the above email address or phone and make sure you forward to them all the necessary information which they may require from you to enble them to confirm your data through their monitor system prior to the release of your fund to you accordingly.

All modalities has already been worked out even before you were contacted and note that we will be monitoring all your dealings with them as you proceed so you don't have anything to worry about.

All we require from you henceforth is an update so as to enable us be on track with you and the FEDEX INTERNATIONAL SHIPPING DEPARTMENT.

Without wasting much time, will want you to contact them immediately with the above email address so as to enable them attend to your case accordingly without any further delay as time is already running out.

If in case you need any more information in regards to this notification, feel free to get back to us so that we can brief you more as we are here to guide you during and after this project has been completely perfected and you have received your contract fund as stated.

Thank you very much for your anticipated co-operation in advance as we earnestly await your urgent response to this matter.

Best Regards remember Once you contact him keep me update,

DAVID CHRIST III

Federal Bureau of Investigation

J. Edgar Hoover Building

935 Pennsylvania Avenue,

NW Washington, D.C.

20535-0001, USA

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2 comments:

Salty Miss Jill said...

David Christ, that's a shitload of money!
I'm sure you'll get right on that.

ilduce said...

Yeah@! before that weaselly "Mrs.. Sarah Johnson from Florida" tries to claim my money again! Thank goodness the FBI was watching!