Thursday, February 26, 2015

Buckle up for safety!

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Just to be safe, I'd better check that the seat belt is properly latched. Now, would you please remove your pants so they don't get caught in the latch? I notice you're not wearing a shirt. Let me cover your chest hair with my hand and arm to keep them from tangling in the belt. Don't be concerned, licking your right nipple is all part of the buckle up process. Where did you want me to drive you, again?