DUKES OF HAZZARD' STAR CAUGHT IN SEX AND DRUGS BUST, AND THIS DOES NOT SOUND GOOD

Ol' Luke Duke is in a whole heap of trouble.

via MAXIM

Just a couple towns over from me in Waltham of all places!  As much as my teenage self used to dream(wet) about meeting Luke Duke I never imagined that he'd be 65, or that it would happen in Waltham.