Tuesday, January 4, 2011

I'm sure they all come running.


Chubby- you will be in clover
When you look this booklet over,
Our school-clothes pass any test
To make you look your pretty-best

Chubby's Momma - make a note
That every dress and suit and coat
Is especially size-designed
With plumper, growing shapes in mind!

Every hem is full and wider
Not one waistline is a "rider",
Armholes, necklines, bodices too
Are amply cut in styles brand new!
No ripping seams, no buttons popping -
This is breezy, easy shopping!

Chubby's Daddy - special styling
Is a luxury, but start smiling!
Lane Bryant keeps you budget-happy -
Our prices would please any pappy


I actually know a few folks who want to be a chubby's daddy....

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