Recently received in my junk mail folder::

Good Day,
My name is Mrs. Rose Alvin. I am a dying woman who have decided to WILL the sum of Ten Million Great British Pounds to a reliable individual for the good work of God, Reply with your information if you are interested.

Yeah, that'd be me all right! Mr. Reliable-individual-for-the-good-work-of-God. Please address me as such in future.